
The "Who's Taylor?" Pork Roll Crystal Ornament
A "vintage-style fruit character"?
$10.74
What's on it
A "vintage-style fruit character"? Please. That is a strutting slice of processed New Jersey perfection. Bring the state's most exhausting breakfast debate to your evergreen with this faceted crystal glass ornament, featuring our retro mascot proudly declaring its "Porky, Hammy taste".
Beneath the mascot sits the only question that matters: "Who's this Taylor guy?". The crisp white-backed design keeps the artwork easy to read from across the room, while the faceted crystal glass catches the warm glow of your Christmas lights. Finished with a classic red hanging ribbon, it brings a wink of local pop-culture humor to family trees, office exchanges, and holiday gatherings where arguing over breakfast meat is a cherished tradition.
Product Features
- The Breakfast Statement: Features our retro pork roll mascot and the ultimate New Jersey question: "Who's this Taylor guy?".
- Premium Shine: Made from 100% transparent crystal glass with elegantly faceted edges to catch the holiday lights.
- Perfectly Sized: A classic 3" x 3" ornament design that stands out without overwhelming the branch.
- Bold & Bright: A white backing ensures the printed design remains clear and vibrant against your tree.
- Ready to Hang: Comes complete with a festive red ribbon attached.
- Gift-Ready: Optional white or gold gift packaging is available for an extra festive presentation.
Care Instructions
- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.
- Handle with care.
Shipping and returns
Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then delivered in 3–8 business days. Flat $8.99 shipping per order, US only. See the shipping details.
Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? We replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See returns.
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