The "West Wind" Greenhead Survivor Tee
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The "West Wind" Greenhead Survivor Tee

A "compass for the curious"?

$21.13

What's on it

A "compass for the curious"? Try a warning label for the wise. The original manufacturer called this a glowing magical compass, but any shore local knows exactly what that green-eyed monster really is: the dreaded greenhead fly. Showcasing a vintage-style circular emblem on a sand-colored tee, this shirt honors the brutal reality of a "WEST WIND BEACH DAY". When the breeze shifts and blows off the marsh, the tourists scatter, and only the toughest (or most stubborn) locals stick it out in the sand.

Made from 100% lightweight ring-spun cotton, it’s comfortable enough to keep you cool while you're wildly swatting at your ankles. The clean, seamless tubular construction means it won't rub or chafe, whether you're relaxing on the boardwalk or sprinting back to your car to escape the swarm. Finished with a shape-retaining ribbed collar, it’s a perfect, slightly traumatizing badge of honor for anyone who knows the true price of a quiet beach day.

Product Features

  • The Shore's Apex Predator: Features a distressed graphic of a massive green-eyed biting fly under the words "WEST WIND BEACH DAY".
  • Beat the Heat: 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric at 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) keeps you cool during those humid mid-summer afternoons.
  • Classic Fit: A comfortable, true-to-size crew neckline on a versatile sand-colored canvas.
  • Seamless Finish: Tubular construction without side seams provides a clean look and reduces fabric waste.
  • Built for the Long Haul: A ribbed collar with shoulder tape helps retain the shirt's shape and prevent stretching.
  • Responsibly Made: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, crafted with ethically grown and harvested US cotton.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean

Shipping and returns

Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then delivered in 3–8 business days. Flat $8.99 shipping per order, US only. See the shipping details.

Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? We replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See returns.