The "Before It Melts" Ice Cream Tank
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The "Before It Melts" Ice Cream Tank

A "playful nod to sweet tooths"?

$20.08

What's on it

A "playful nod to sweet tooths"? Sure, let's go with that. If you've spent more than five minutes walking the Seaside Heights boardwalk, you know exactly the kind of classic, cheeky humor this green tank top is serving up. Featuring a retro neon-sign style soft-serve graphic and the highly suggestive advice to "Put It in Your Mouth Before It Melts," this shirt guarantees a few double-takes and laughs.

Lightweight and made for movement, it slips naturally into long beach days, late-night ice cream runs, or just stirring up a little trouble at the local outdoor bar. While the joke is entirely unserious, the construction is anything but. Made with ultra-soft cotton and a structured retail fit, it feels effortless and breezy while keeping its shape through every warm-weather hangout. Wear it when the joke is the outfit.

Product Features

  • The Boardwalk Innuendo: Features a vintage-inspired soft-serve cone with a cherry on top, paired with the phrase "PUT IT IN YOUR Mouth BEFORE IT Melts".
  • Beat the Heat: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric offers an easy, breathable feel for the peak of summer.
  • Premium Comfort: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (in solid colors) for a remarkably soft finish.
  • Built to Last: Side seams and self-fabric binding help maintain structure, so it won't stretch out after one weekend down the shore.
  • Reliable Fit: Retail fit with a true-to-size feel for a comfortable, familiar silhouette.
  • No Itch: Finished with a tear-away label for a completely scratch-free interior.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean

Shipping and returns

Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then delivered in 3–8 business days. Flat $8.99 shipping per order, US only. See the shipping details.

Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? We replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See returns.