The "NJ's New State Bird" Hoodie: Because the Goldfinch is Too  Small, Polite, & Quiet
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The "NJ's New State Bird" Hoodie: Because the Goldfinch is Too Small, Polite, & Quiet

Move over, Eastern Goldfinch.

$39.81

What's on it

Move over, Eastern Goldfinch. The deserving State bird has arrived, and he’s stealing your fries, smoking a cig, and flipping off the tourists right in front of the Ferris wheel. Showcasing the unapologetic graphic from "Bruno's Shore Things", this hoodie celebrates the true, salty grit of coastal living.

Soft, roomy, and made to be lived in, this cozy hoodie carries a warm, tongue-in-cheek emblem on its chest that is guaranteed to spark smiles (and maybe a few offended gasps). The mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend traps heat without making you feel like a stuffed sausage. It’s perfect for chilly boardwalk strolls, lazy weekend mornings, or just warning out-of-towners to guard their funnel cake.

The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add durability and a clean look, while the kangaroo pocket keeps hands comfortable on breezy beach walks. Built with a tubular knit for a smooth, side-seam-free finish and dyed with OEKO-TEX® certified materials, it wears beautifully and feels responsibly made.

Product Features

  • The Sweet Spot of Comfort: 50/50 cotton-poly mid-weight fabric for the perfect balance of warmth and softness.
  • Built Tough: Double-lined hood with a sleek, color-matched drawcord.
  • Stash & Warm: Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and boardwalk treasures.
  • Premium Graphics: Durable Direct-to-Film/Direct-to-Garment print so the design reads clearly but doesn’t overwhelm (embroidery options also available).
  • Seamless Fit: Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean

Shipping and returns

Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then delivered in 3–8 business days. Flat $8.99 shipping per order, US only. See the shipping details.

Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? We replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See returns.

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